That shoe probably gnaws off your toes or heel for you, so you don’t have to mutilate your foot yourself. That’s the only way I can see it being remotely like a Cinderella shoe. You can tell that I prefer the Grimm version of the story for that gratuitous plot element.
On the other hand, if EA were a guy, he probably would be the shallow type who “falls madly in love” with a girl he very briefly met, but somehow only remembers a very minute detail about her, such as her shoe size. I suppose there’s no way to truly verify if Cinderella truly lived happily ever after with the prince, but she probably just became his property. You know what? This analogy actually works better than I thought when I began criticizing it. Heck, EA has about as much personality as the prince in the story.
