Games Asylum: “Within ten minutes of starting this sandbox mayhem simulator, our hapless elderly lead had been subjected to all kinds of pain and torment, from drinking too much and urinating on a sparking plug socket to being decapitated by piranhas – all in the name of ruining a fellow old fogies’ birthday. If this sounds like your idea of a good time, remind us to never invite you to a party. On the brighter side, you’re probably going to get a kick out of Just Die Already.”
