Sure, ’80s horror movie icon Chucky would probably stab you in the leg at the watercooler AND drink the last of the communal coffee without making more, but he’s not as bad as Janet. No one is as bad as Janet.
Saturday Night Live imagines the homicidal chaos of Chucky as a coworker, but would Chucky ever microwave day-old tuna salad? I don’t think so. We know you’re sitting there thinking about who you’d replace with Chucky.
