Games Asylum: “Quick reactions are the key to success in this apocalypse-adverting action game. After being framed for poisoning the titular valley’s water supply – turning both man and beast into green-eyed freaks – Jack Johnson must clear his name, find a cure, and discover who’s responsible. That’s a lot of weight for a slingshot-brandishing school kid to carry on their shoulders. In the words of Bart Simpson, “Do the Bartman!” Also: “Aye caramba!”
