Asura from NoobFeed writes- Date Everything! isn’t just a game; it’s a maximalist celebration of creativity, love, and absurdity. Sassy Chap Games has accomplished the impossible by making a 100-character dating sim feel heartfelt rather than gimmicky. It walks a tonal tightrope, delivering laugh-out-loud jokes, touching emotional arcs, and poignant reflections on connection—all without taking itself too seriously.