On The Late Show Thursday, Nick Offerman took Stephen Colbert through the real community events coming up in his hometown of Minooka, Illinois, and honestly, sign us up for everything.
“As we like to say in Minooka: ‘When you’re a Minookan, there’s nothing you Minoo-can’t do,'” says Offerman in The Late Show‘s regular and delightful “Community Calendar” segment above.
Running through actual events coming up in Minooka and the greater Grundy County regional area in October, including chair yoga at the Minooka Branch Library, the Viking Strength Challenge, Minooka’s annual Halloween parade, a haunted birdhouse-making day, and a Conspiracy Scavenger Hunt happening in Joliet — “or at least that’s what they want you to believe,” says Offerman.
If you want to experience events in the greater Grundy County regional area, your plans await in the video above. But as Offerman says, “If you are experiencing events in your Grundy area, consult a physician.”