The Supreme Court overruled Roe v. Wade in June, upending the precedent of the right to privacy and abortion in the United States. While Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell doesn’t sit on SCOTUS, he no doubt had a hand in orchestrating the current conservative court that led to the decision.
As we’re getting figuratively fucked by McConnell, sexual wellness company Dame just released a Mitch McConnell dildo so we can literally fuck him — and the government. The dildo comes in the color “ice,” with the tip sporting McConnell’s likeness. It has a slight curve and a base inscribed with his name.
The toy costs $80 to represent the 80 percent of Americans who support abortion legality in either certain or all circumstances, according to Gallup. Every penny of these dildo sales will go to abortion funds, Dame said.
The Mitch McConnell dildo retails at $80.
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“We wanted to engage in the discourse, raise funds, and have fun doing it,” explained Dame founder and CEO Alexandra Fine in a press release. “Pleasure is our guiding force and we need autonomy over our bodies in order to enjoy them.”
Dame’s Mitch McConnell dildo is currently available for pre-order — and only 500 will be produced, so get them while they’re icy like the senator’s soul.
