Sometimes, something is in the air that makes the tweets funnier than in any other given week. I can’t explain it, but after doing this for such a long time, I can safely say all weeks are not equal in the tweet-quality department.
This week was good for tweets. You folks online were just really funny. Great job all around, everyone.
Without further ado, let’s get to business. The 10 best tweets of the week. Enjoy
1. “Moving to Pearl Jam now. Its a ninetys extravaganza.”
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2. We need to get our best scientists working on this important information.
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3. Franky, there are not enough corner bars. I am going to open a corner bar called Corner Bar.
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4. Batatouille. Do you hear me? Batatouille.
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5. This is a deep-cut joke about the band The Mountain Goats, but it’s just too good not to include.
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6. Paying for Twitter then begging Elon Musk for more likes is just…dire.
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7. Truly everything exists on the internet. Every single thing you could ever think of is posted on the internet.
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8.This is a good idea. Spice things up. Make everyone sign a waiver or something, I don’t know. Get the lawyers on it.
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9. Just a great, obligatory dril tweet.
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10. And finally, this.
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