VGChartz’s Paul Broussard: “It’s difficult to overstate just how disappointing Exoprimal is. I suppose the only group of people I can plausibly recommend this to are those on GamePass, and if this review has made you realize how badly you need this game in your life, then feel free to give it a shot and probably put it down immediately afterwards. For anyone else, there are infinitely better ways to spend $60. Here are a few ideas: 12 copies of Chop Goblins for yourself and 11 friends, a good new pair of dress shoes, two large bottles of Grey Goose to help you forget that Exoprimal exists, one very large chocolate bunny, one-tenth of a ride in an American ambulance, or maybe even a collection of dinosaur action figures, which you can smash together and have more fun with than you would playing Exoprimal.”
