Nikki Glaser may have received rave reviews after roasting Tom Brady, but she apparently doesn’t kill every set.
Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the comedian — who is hosting the Golden Globes in January — told a story about performing in a surprise standup set at a conference for “35 billionaires that literally run the media” — and bombing hard.
“The show is a surprise standup comedy show. No-one knows about it. Standup is the worst thing to surprise someone with. It’s been a long day, they’ve just eaten dinner, they want to have a fun night, the DJ is setting up, you can like see the fun is coming, the child sacrifice is being arranged in the corner, the goats blood margaritas are being whipped up,” Glaser tells Kimmel in the clip above.
“I walk up to a smattering of applause. The first joke I made was something about, ‘I thought if I performed in front of billionaires it would be you guys bidding on my body’ — just crickets. It was right before the election, I said, ‘Oh it’s so cool to meet all the people who are deciding who’s going to be president’ — no laughter, in a way that was like, how does she know?”
Glaser’s only joke that got a laugh? “When I told them how much money I was making for it.”
