Please stop killing Pedro Pascal. I’ve had enough.
Look, even if you played the game and knew Joel’s death was coming, The Last of Us‘s brutal exit for this character was harder to watch because it was Pascal. It’s not just because the scene was intense. It’s because it also gives Pascal fans PTSD-style flashbacks to all the other times Pedro Pascal has been killed onscreen.
Game of Thrones. Drive-Away Dolls. Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Gladiator II. The list goes on, if you go deeper into his filmography. And it all started with Joss Whedon, whose whole thing is, “Don’t get too attached, I’ll kill your favorite character.” Somehow, even though Pascal just had a bit part on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Whedon was like, “THIS GUY!” Dead.
And it’s not just that Pedro Pascal dies onscreen. His eyes get pressed into his pretty head. That head gets cut off. He gets pummeled to a pulp made effectively horrendous looking with just horrific prosthetics — that’ll probably win an Emmy for Outstanding Makeup. Props to The Last of Us team. And sometimes he’s literally thrown into a meat grinder.
It’s just enough. Give us some time for him to smile, give Daddy vibes and warm charisma — and don’t kill him. I’m looking at you, Disney! Because you got The Mandalorian Season 2, The Fantastic Four: First Steps, and the relaunch of the Avengers and more Star Wars stuff. Pascal will have plenty of opportunities to die nobly for a valiant cause. I just need you not to do it. Just give us a breather.
To the Pedro Pascal fans out there who just want a movie where he gets to be cute and charming and not die, we’ve got The Materialists coming up! It’s a rom-com starring Pascal, Dakota Johnson, and Chris Evans. From Past Lives writer/director Celine Song, it has a love triangle — and look at that cast! We love to see it! And Pascal probably won’t die! Right? Right?!
