As someone who watches TV for a living, I eat a lot of meals while checking out new shows. Sometimes that system can get a little dicey, like when I decided to accompany dinner with the many surgeries of The Pitt. (While not the best eating experience, I did do it again.)
However, no show has outright killed my appetite quite like Alien: Earth, episode 5.
To be clear, I was able to handle the rest of the show just fine, pairing Xenomorph attacks with copious snack breaks, no problems in sight. But all that changed in episode 5, titled “In Space, No One…”
The episode is an extended flashback, trading Boy Kavalier’s (Samuel Blenkin) Neverland research facility for the USCSS Maginot in the lead-up to its crash landing on Earth.
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Alien: Earth has already hinted at what happened to the crew of the Maginot in their final hours. Episode 1 revealed that a Xenomorph got loose, slaughtering crew member Zaveri (Richa Moorjani), and likely many others. Later, in episode 2, when Hermit (Alex Lawther) and his fellow soldiers investigated the wreckage, they saw several of the Maginot crew’s corpses, eyes bloodied, faces terrified. They also caught a glimpse of one crew member on a medical table with his chest cut open and signs of alien bodies in his GI tract. Basically, whatever happened to them, it wasn’t good! But it also wasn’t enough to raise my queasiness levels to alarming rates.
Still, seeing the corpses is one thing. Seeing the horrors on the Maginot actually play out is a totally different story — one that left me shunning my snacks and even my trusty water bottle for some time after watching. No spoilers, but it is predictably grisly! Nauseating, even.
So Alien: Earth fans, heed my warning. Eat or drink before you check out episode 5, but certainly not during. Don’t make this a TV dinner event, don’t break out dessert, don’t even think about a relaxing glass of wine. You’ll regret it more than the crew of the Maginot regret setting foot on that blasted spaceship in the first place.
