Humanity has certainly found some creative ways to be mean to each other in the dating world. Here to break down all the latest love lingo for you is Stephen Colbert as we enter cuffing season.
From situationships to roaching, the Late Show host has you covered. Along with…a side order of some terms that he maybe/definitely made up himself.
“I am here to romansplain some of the more hyper-specific relationship types for you,” Colbert declares. And he delivers!
“A ‘fi-yawn-ce’ – it’s when you’re engaged to someone who won’t stop talking about cryptocurrency. She’s not gonna care about blockchain no matter how many times you explain it, Ben!” He’s not wrong.
“Hems with Benefits is when you’re dating the other two Hemsworth brothers just so you can get to Chris,” explains Colbert. Ah yes, a problem we all have!
