The Thomas Crown Affair has always sat heavy atop my art heist film list, both the 1968 Steve McQueen/Faye Dunaway version and the 1999 Pierce Brosnan version. And if Michael B. Jordan wants to rekindle this affair, directing his own version with a screenplay by Drew Pearce and Jason Hall, put it in the Louvre to be stolen (too soon? too late?).
The Oscar-winning Sinners star leads the chase as the titular global art thief, alongside Adria Arjona, Lily Gladstone, Danai Gurira, Kenneth Branagh, and Pilou Asbæk. Sure, masterpieces are a steal, but there’s more on the line for Thomas Crown: REVENGE! No ceiling is safe from the furious air-punching I’m about to execute.
If anyone needs me I’ll be flirting over espresso and waiting for this movie to get here.
The Thomas Crown Affair hits cinemas March 5, 2027.
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